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June 29, 2005
トイレでは。
オレは食後にコーヒー又はコーヒーに順ずる物を飲むと、汚い話で申し訳ないのですが、すぐうんこがしたくなるという大腸の持ち主であります。かれこれ20年ほどこの腸と付き合っているので、扱いは慣れたものです。
さて今日も、遅めのお昼ご飯をとった後、次ぎの授業に備えてカフェイン補給をいたしましたところ、案の定、直腸を通って肛門に忍び寄る怪しい気配が。オレはあわてず騒がず、時計台のトイレに向かいました。そしてやれやれと、個室に入ったのですが、びっくりしましたよ。
果てしなく臭いんです。臭気の壁、とでも申しましょうか、まさしくそれに顔面がめり込んだようでありました。不意をつかれたオレは、つい、「くっさっ！」という冷酷な言葉を吐いてしまったのです。
すると、隣の個室から「すいません。」という声がするではありませんか。中年の男性の声でしょうか、その声から人物像を想像することはできませんでしたが、その声は申し訳なさそう、というよりは、堂々としたものに感じられました。そう、「オレのうんこだ！どうだ、くさいだろ？」とでも誇るかのように。
ですから、オレはむしろ気圧されてしまって、いそいそと用を足すしかありませんでした。その間に、先方は出て行かれました。あの声に圧倒されていたオレは萎縮してしまって、先方の顔を見にいくことなどできない反面、どれほどの大丈夫かと確認したい気持ちも否定できずにいましたが、うんこが終わっていなかったので、個室の中で悶々としていた所存です。
きっと、あの人にはいいウンコが出たんだろうなぁ。
つづく
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